i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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