That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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