Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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