Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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