he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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