i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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