How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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