well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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