You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Boobs are out for the taking
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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