I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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