Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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