I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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