Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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