That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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