You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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