i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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