Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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