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okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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