For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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