Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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