I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Too much gin, very little bucket
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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