I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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