You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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