garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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