i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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