im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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