It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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