I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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