i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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