we're blogging at a bar
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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