Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
please come you make the beer taste better
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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