Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I need you to use more vowels.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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