She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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