Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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