never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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