They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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