If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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