lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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