i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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