Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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