So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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its like you know when i get waxed
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