i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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