Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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