Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think a kid would responsible me up
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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