And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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