You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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