wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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