ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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