I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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