I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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