for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My penis needs a shock collar
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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