i think i have herpe
just one?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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